Some Signs You May Be Addicted To Twitter

--you DM your wife 2 rooms away to see what she is doing
--you now only think in sentences of 140 characters or less
--back covered with a #fail tattoo

--now using hashtags in IMs, emails & everyday conversations
--as of this moment I have 3,959 tweets. when you read that your thought is, “Pfft – amateur!”
-- when someone says they saw something on the news, you assume they mean trending topics from twitter--you know the date & time of every twitter outage and what you were doing at the time
--you found this unfunny list via twitter

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