I WIsh I Were a Snow Monkey

Snow Monkeys live in the mountains of Nagano, Japan. Obviously, because they have "Snow" in their name, it is very cold and snowy in Nagano.  But the Monkeys are smart.  They have found the Hot Springs that dot the mountains and these guys stay warm all winter long by lounging around in these natural hot tubs, probably with their Snow Monkey Babes with them.

They have the life!  They are living my dream.  I want to move to Colorado, have a huge outdoor hot tub and just sit in it all winter long, drinking beer and hanging out with hotties!  Way to go guys.  You have achieved my ideal life.  Congrats!