How far would you go to get laid on Valentine's Day? (Via MadAtoms)
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Leilani Dowding Says "Size Does Matter"
Spent the Night at a Friends and Was Awoken to Screams
First let me preference this by saying that my buddy J.T. is a great guy, but a little messy. It isn't just J.T's fault as he lives with 2 other guys in a very nice older house. The place is huge - has 5 bedrooms and 4 bathrooms and a big back yard. Perfect place for a party.
And that is what they had, a big ass party! On Friday night, I headed over there with a few friends and when I got there at about 9 PM, there were about 40 people there, along with 3 kegs and a full bar. By midnight, the party had grown to well over 100 people. Could have been 200 for all I know as I was already drunk!
To make a long story short, I met a cute brunette chick and we really hit it off. J.T. offered up one of the 2 spare bedrooms that they use for storage and we proceeded to head in there to get to know each other much, much better. Both of us being drunk, we fell asleep after a couple of rounds of some awesome, drunk sex - you know the kind when you have no inhibitions and are wild and free. I am pretty sure there are some things that she and I did that we never would have done sober.
Anyway, at about 5 AM I am awoken by the sound of screaming. It is Jessica (That was her name, although I didn't catch her last name) who accidentally walked into a closet thinking it was the bathroom. She turned on the light and this is what she saw:
And that is what they had, a big ass party! On Friday night, I headed over there with a few friends and when I got there at about 9 PM, there were about 40 people there, along with 3 kegs and a full bar. By midnight, the party had grown to well over 100 people. Could have been 200 for all I know as I was already drunk!
To make a long story short, I met a cute brunette chick and we really hit it off. J.T. offered up one of the 2 spare bedrooms that they use for storage and we proceeded to head in there to get to know each other much, much better. Both of us being drunk, we fell asleep after a couple of rounds of some awesome, drunk sex - you know the kind when you have no inhibitions and are wild and free. I am pretty sure there are some things that she and I did that we never would have done sober.
Anyway, at about 5 AM I am awoken by the sound of screaming. It is Jessica (That was her name, although I didn't catch her last name) who accidentally walked into a closet thinking it was the bathroom. She turned on the light and this is what she saw:
OK, so now I know Jessica is scared of spiders...that is good to know since I am a prankster. Since we were both up, we did a quickie and then back to bed.
At about 9 AM, I needed to get going so I used the spider info to prank her into waking up. I couldn't find the spider, so I just put a piece of lint on her face while asleep. She started swatting at it, kind of opened her eyes. I looked at her and said "Shit, it's the Spider!" She literally jumped straight up and out of the bed swatting at her face. I was just laughing. She was not a happy girl. She informed me that this might hurt my chances of getting a repeat performance in the future.
The, before she left, she gave me her number and a long kiss, which led to one more quickie. Then we went our separate ways. I figure I will wait until Sunday night or Monday morning to call her. I don't want to seem to eager.
The H-Bomb and Dating
I remember a girl I was dating right after I graduated from college. She was a girl who was a singer in a country band and she was a hottie. She was also a wild one in bed. Man she did some crazy stuff!
We weren't too serious. We both were in it for fun, partying and sex. I don't think either one of us wanted to settle down so it was nice to find someone who was on the same page as I was.
One night she said that there was something I should know, and my heart dropped because I figured she was going to drop the H-Bomb (H Bomb: When someone you are sleeping with tells you they have the herpes.) on me. I felt my heart sink and a knot in my stomach. I braced myself and told her to tell me what was on her mind. What I heard next was a mixed bag of feelings. Elations followed by concern. She just thought I should know that not too long ago she was addicted to pain pills and she thought she was an alcoholic. My first thought was "Thank God! I am disease free!". My next thought was "That's it? Isn't that what singers are supposed to do? Drugs and alcohol. No biggie."
I asked her if there was anything I could do to help. She said "No, it is ok." Then we had sex. We messed around for about 3 more months. I never saw her pop any pills, but I saw her drink a ton. Honestly, it didn't bother me. I drank too and her drinking and pill-popping never was a problem, at least not when she was around me. We parted our separate ways when her band went to Nashville to try and make it big. They never did and I never saw her again.
Sex Search
So I am messaging my buddies and we were talking about all the stupid porn sites that are popping up on Facebook. I don't know how they do it, but some people have direct links to them. You click to send them a message or add themand you are directly transported to some "LIVE WEBCAM GIRLS" site or "HOT GIRLS CUMMING FOR YOU" site. I thought Facebook was supposed to be semi-safe for work!
Now, I admit I occasionally check out a porn site or two, but I am not an addict or anything. Anyway, we are messaging about how many porn sites there are and we decide to kill time by doing some research. We each take a term and decide to do a search for that term. There are 4 of us, so we take 4 terms: Sex, porn, fuck, and XXX. We decide to do a search on Google and Yahoo for each term. I get assigned SEX for my homework.
So I start my search on Google. Within 0.05 seconds, I got the results of about 2,830,000,000 web pages for sex. This was the result for my search in the category Web. Now let's move on and try out the other categories... in the category Images my search for sex already took a little bit longer (0.06 seconds) and delivered me results of about 398,960,000 saucy images for sex. SafeSearch was off. Next Category: Video. The search quickly yields 2,970,000,000 of sex videos! They also have a category for blogs. I had 134,000,000 hits on blogs that dealt with sex. Let's do our final search for sex now in the category News. Within 0.32 results of about 81,600,000 news articles about sexfor sex.
So here is the breakdown for Google:
Web: about 2,830,000,000 results for sex (That's almost 3 BILLION!!!)
Images: about 398,960,000 results for sex
News: about 81,600,000 results for sex
Blogs: about 134,000,000 results for sex
Video: 2,970,000,000 results for Sex (Once again, almost 3 Billion!!!)
But what about Yahoo? Does Yahoo get the same number of results for sex? Let's try it out...
I start again with the Category Web and entered "sex" into the search box. I got 125,000,000 hits for sex. Let's move on to the category Images. This category gives me results of 77,676,451 images for sex.. On Yahoo we also have the category Video, so I checked this out too: the search gave me 1,280,799 results for sex. Another category we didn't have on Google is Directory, which has just 4,681 results for sex. The next one we can compare again: News. Within this category there are 52,583 results for sex. They also had a blog category. There are 1,344,148 blogs dealing with Sex that is indexed by Google (I wonder if this is one of them?) A very interesting one was the last category Shopping. I got 118,000,000 hits for sex. There are a lot of Sex Shops out there!
Here again the results for the keyword sex at Yahoo, of the categories we also have at Google:
Web: about 125,000,000 results for sex
Images: about 77,676,451 results for sex
News: 52,583 results for sex
Video: 2,970,000,000 results for Sex (Once again, almost 3 Billion!!!)
But what about Yahoo? Does Yahoo get the same number of results for sex? Let's try it out...
I start again with the Category Web and entered "sex" into the search box. I got 125,000,000 hits for sex. Let's move on to the category Images. This category gives me results of 77,676,451 images for sex.. On Yahoo we also have the category Video, so I checked this out too: the search gave me 1,280,799 results for sex. Another category we didn't have on Google is Directory, which has just 4,681 results for sex. The next one we can compare again: News. Within this category there are 52,583 results for sex. They also had a blog category. There are 1,344,148 blogs dealing with Sex that is indexed by Google (I wonder if this is one of them?) A very interesting one was the last category Shopping. I got 118,000,000 hits for sex. There are a lot of Sex Shops out there!
Here again the results for the keyword sex at Yahoo, of the categories we also have at Google:
Web: about 125,000,000 results for sex
Images: about 77,676,451 results for sex
News: 52,583 results for sex
Blogs: 1,344,148 results
Videos: 1,280,799 videos
Shopping: 118,000,000 results for sex
So in general it seems, for the keyword sex, Google is the clear winner, having many more results than Yahoo! Unless you are specifically shopping for all things sex, then you would go with Yahoo! So Google is the king of SEX!!! Congratulations to Google.
Of course there are a lot of other search engines out there too - but I did not have the time to check 'em out all and Google and Yahoo are my favorite ones, if I am looking for something on the web. I really should give Bing a try soon.
So in general it seems, for the keyword sex, Google is the clear winner, having many more results than Yahoo! Unless you are specifically shopping for all things sex, then you would go with Yahoo! So Google is the king of SEX!!! Congratulations to Google.
Of course there are a lot of other search engines out there too - but I did not have the time to check 'em out all and Google and Yahoo are my favorite ones, if I am looking for something on the web. I really should give Bing a try soon.
Anyway, I am posting my results. I am going to wait and see if my research colleagues did their part. Hopefully, I will get some info from them to post in the near future. We are all in this class, but at different sites. It is a TV type course. Two of the guys couldn't search for their words since it was blocked at the site they were at. They promise they will get it done tonight.
I guess that is it. Man, I am soooooo bored!!!!!!! If anyone wants any other search comparisons, post them. Maybe I can do some type of research paper on internet sex searches. Maybe we are becoming a perverse society!!!!! ;)
Carleton University Doesn't Sound Like A Fun School
Carleton University is located in Ottawa, Canada. I guess they don't like to party at Carleton:
Hooking Up in an Omaha Gym
Last month, there was a news expose on gym hookups that I am just getting around to writing about. It happened not to far from me. Joel Potter, the owner of the Blue Moon Fitness centers in Omaha, Nebraska, discovered a Craigslist Casual Encounters ad, where a member was propositioning other members for oral sex in the saunas. “Looking to see if any members of Blue Moon on 108th and Q want to coordinate workout times… ideal for a straight, married guy to hit the gym and get what the wife/girlfriend hates to do,” the ad said.
Potter didn't want his gym to become a Swinger's club so he closed down the saunas to prevent any further sexual activity. This isn't the first time sex in his Fitness center has been an issue. Of course Potter wants to make it be known that sexual activity is a problem affecting fitness clubs across the country, not just his and not just in the Omaha area.
As for me, I am not all that surprised by this expose. It is a gym, where good looking people go to work out and everyone knows that gyms are notorious hook up spots. I met a girl in a gym while living in Texas. We dated for about 8 months and we had sex in the gym we met at (it was in the bathroom, not the hot tub.) I know of three other people who have had sex in a gym, so it really isn't a big deal. What is surprising is the Craigslist ad and the guy using the gym for his oral sex trysts! SICK! I guess I am all for natural hook ups in a gym, but if you have to advertise it, use a hotel room.
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