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HAPPY NEW YEAR!

WISHING YOU THE BEST FOR 2013!!!!!

New Years Day 2013

 Happy Naked New Year to All   

Hottie of the Day - Lina Posada

Lina Posada is a Colombian model who recently did a sexy photo shoot and video for Besame lingerie. We have the Exclusive!

10 Hours of Kate Upton's Bouncing Boobs

Blog Favorite and 2012 Ramblings of a Semi-Madman Cover Girl (Cuz if we had a publication, we would put her on the cover) Kate Upton has graced the posts of this blog over 20 times this year! So it is only fitting that we end the year with a 10 hour video of Kate Upton and her Bouncing Boobs!  Yes, some lonely guy scavenged the internet to find all of the video clips of the lovely, busty blonde and the dude made a 10 hour tribute video of Kate Upton and her Bouncing Boobs.  Well Done!  For those of you who are home, watching Ryan "Douchebag" Seacrest do his Dick Clark Impe

Hottie of the Day - Olivia Paige

Our Hottie of the Day is Blonde Bombshell, Olivia Paige.  Olivia was Playboy's Miss September of 2010.  She had just turned 18 when she was named Miss September.  Since when do 18 year olds look like that?   WOW!  Here are some more pics of the Beautiful Miss Paige.  Enjoy!And Don't forget to check out our Other Hotties of the Day!

2012: This Year in Unnecessary Censorship

Via Jimmy Kimmel

Best News Bloopers of 2012

Another Great Year-End Compilation.  This time, the Best News Bloopers of 2012:

People are Awesome

Another cool Compilation video. This one is the 2012-2013 People are Awesome Win Compilation...

Monday's Candids 12/31/12

 

I Need a Swimming Instructor

Is there anyway I can get her to teach me how to better my Backstroke?

Did You Just Look at my Chest?

From eBaum's World,

sissy denial and begging Mistress for release

Yes, the twists and turns of my personal life continue. i apologize to those who perceive my recent posts as a delay tactic and are put off by my not delivering on a promised picture post.There is no balance in my current situation. Too many problems, and too much pressure. One thing that i have delivered on is my promise of chastity until i session with Mistress. It's been over 3 weeks now without  masturbation. Another type of pressure is building daily. Some days i fight through the pressing biological need to cum without a lot of difficulty. This is not one o

Hottie of the Day - Heather Knox

Heather Knox was Playboy's Miss January of 22.  Let's honor her one year anniversary of Playmate-dom with making her our "Hottie of the Day."  The beautiful blonde is still modeling and looking Hot as ever.  Her only faux-paus was admitting that she wanted to date Tim Tebow!  Come on Heather, go for a real man like one of us here at the blog!  And Don't forget to check out our Other Hotties of the Day!

My Buddies Christmas Present to His Girlfriend

They had been dating for almost 4 years.  Notice, I used the word HAD.  She dumped him Christmas Night.  Guess he should have gone with the ring.var sc_project=5697289; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="13cf72a2";

Damn, It's Cold!

This morning I agreed to go on a run with my neighbor.  We are both trying to get into shape and I definitely need the exercise.  We decided to run around the biking trails of West Des Moines. After only about a mile of running, I was wanting to turn back.  Although my hangover was subsiding, I was freezing my dick off!  Literally!!!  I don't mean to be rude or use a play on words, but my dick was really freezing. I started thinking about how I have spent my whole life trying to get my dick into warm (and usually wet) places and now I am out running on a Saturday morn

The Best Fails of 2012

Another 2012 Video Compilation.  This time it is 15 minutes of the Best Fails of 2012

Probably Not The Smartest Place to Put an Add for Prostitution

Why would anyone put up an billboard advertising prostitution service across the street from a school?  Oh, Yeah - That's how they do it in Switzerland. This billboard, which shows a model with a fairly nice ass about to take off her skimpy thong, is advertising an online sex service.  It was placed across the street from a school in  Bruttisellen, Switzerland. Some of the school administrators took matters into their own hands, ripping off parts of the billboard, much to the dismay of the little boys who walk to school and dads that drop their kids off. The billboard owne

Archie Bunker on Gun Control

30+ years ago and Archie Bunker had the whole Gun Control thing figured out:   End Skyjackings by Arming all the passengers.

Sunday's Candids 12/30/12

Tammara Ecclestone Has Billion Dollar Boobs!

Tamara Ecclestone is a billionaire (well, an heir to a billionaire since her dad owns Formula 1 and everything associated with it).  Her family is richer than the Hilton's and Kardashian's combined and, lucky for us, she likes to show off her body just as much as Paris and Kim!  She doesn't have a sex tape out yet, but I am willing to bet there is one out there and she won't mind it when it comes out. In the meantime, she likes to show off her billionaire fake tits, like these fotos from a Loaded UK Magazine photo shoot.  I am the middle man, passing them on to my loyal readers

Ke$ha Just Doesn't Do it for Me

I don't get why so many guys (and girls) think Ke$ha is Hot and Sexy!  Seriously?  I just don't see it.  She has a weird looking face and body, her music sucks and she isn't even a good dancer.  And sometimes I think she is trying to come off that way.  Some kind of "anti-pop star" that somehow made it big. Take this photoshoot for her latest album.  She is trying to be all sexy and erotic, but it just doesn't happen for me.  She looks more trashy and weird than sexy and hot.  I think I can honestly say that I would not sleep with this chick even if she

New Homeland Security Video for Children

How Appropriate!  

New Year's Eve in Mexico City, AKA Chilangolandia

I think it was my second year living in Mexico--I was invited by some friends to go to D.F. (Mexico City for you who are not familiar with the Local Lingo in Mexico) for New Year's Eve.  They promised me it would be the best New Year's Eve I have ever had.  I was skeptical since I have spent New Year's Eve in New Orleans, Las Vegas and Rio de Janiero.  I thought "No Way it will be better than Rio".  Well, to make a long story short, It wasn't better than Rio.  As a matter of fact it wasn't better than New Year Eve's spent in New Orleans, Vegas, Austin or even Monterre
 
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