Beards are like Boobs

Think about it...Beards really are like Boobs!

• People want to touch them, but it's rude to do it without asking.
• While not everyone can really have 'em, EVERYBODY loves 'em!
• Guys in bars will buy you drinks for that reason alone.
• You have to remind people, "My eyes are up here!"
• They can get in the way of normal, everyday activities
• When we're deep in thought we stroke them.
• If my date has her hands on the beard enough, it is likely we are going to have sex.