Dildo Chess

They have actually made a chess set out of Dildos!  WOW!  Unbelievable.  This one has black dildos Vs. Greyish Dildos (Not sure why they didn't go for the White or brown colored dildos).  I guess the post-game entertainment is already there and waiting to be used.  You could make some wild and crazy variation on the game using this set.  Capture the opponents piece and he/she has to use it, etc.  You may never get to the end of the game!